BEAUTY, WELLNESS & the things NOBODY WILL SAY OUT LOUD AFTER 40
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Host, I'd like to thank myself
I grew up with no running water in Appalachia and rewrote every story I was ever told about what was possible. Now I'm 48, building a skincare company in LA, and spending $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot AF while I do it.
This is for every woman...
Who was told to age gracefully and thought:
absolutely the fuck not.
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Rewrite Your Routine
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A private membership for women over 40 who refuse to let their best years be behind them. Skincare, peptides, hormones, treatments, makeup, and the community to back it up.
Rewrite Your Reflection
The weekly deep dive for women over 40 who were told to age gracefully and said “fuck no” instead. Beauty, wellness, and the shit nobody will say out loud.
Rewrite The Rules
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We thank everyone else for our success... friends, family, the academy. But when's the last time you thanked the only person who actually dragged you through hell and back? YourSELF.
Unfiltered, unapologetic conversations from a woman who spent $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot after 40. For every woman who was told to age gracefully and chose "fuck to the no" instead.
Real talk about beauty, wellness, and the shit nobody will say out loud after 40.
Nothing filtered. Nothing softened. Nothing for show. Just the truth... and a drink.
Every episode ends the same way: we raise a glass and say the thing most people are too humble to admit... I'd like to thank mySELF.
I'D LIKE TO THANK MYself
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I grew up bathing in a creek and dumpster diving in Appalachian poverty.
I built my entire life from nothing. No roadmap, rich uncle, or lucky breaks. Just obsession, belief, and a willingness to rewrite every story that said I couldn't.
Today I'm the founder of Rewritten Beauty, a Clinical Nutritionist, and the creator of an accredited school that's trained thousands of health professionals over 16 years.
I host a show called I'd Like to Thank MySELF where I say the things out loud that women over 40 are thinking but won't talk about.
If you saw me in Forbes, Vogue, or you found me on Instagram five minutes ago... either way, you're here now. Which tells me one thing... you're ready to rewrite some things too.
I Rewrote Everything
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