RICH, UNBOTHERED, AND JEALOUS OF YOURSELF WORKSHOP 

How to Design & Live an Iconic Life You’re Obsessed With —Without the Overwhelm or Guesswork — in Just 30 Days

The secret weapon that took me from nothing to over $100M—without burnout, second-guessing, or wasting years spinning my wheels.

The real reason you’re stuck (spoiler: it’s NOT lack of discipline) and how to break free from the cycle keeping you overwhelmed and unhappy.

The EXACT 3-step method to rewrite your story, step into your most iconic self, and finally become rich, unbothered, and jealous of yourSELF.

You’ll Walk Away With…  

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Translation? You’ll walk away with a blueprint to turn your life into something so effortless and luxurious, people will be asking, how the fuck did you do it?

Get in now and start designing a life that moves on your terms.

empire builder |  mama & wife | that bitch

Why should you listen to me?

Since you asked, let's get into it... 

To start, I grew up in severe poverty. My home had no running water or indoor plumbing and drug and alcohol abuse was the norm. I was surrounded by violence and had exactly zero confidence.

Today I'm a true SELF Made multi-millionaire. I'm a 3X founder, investor, author, and host of the upcoming show, I'd Like to Thank MySELF. I've helped millions of people and I'm often referred to as the "secret weapon" to celebrities, experts, and thought leaders. And I did it all on my terms.

I want to save you years, maybe even decades, of trial and error and tens of thousands of dollars chasing bullshit advice found in every corner of the internet.

My goal? To take everything I’ve learned—building wealth from nothing, rewriting the rules, and turning the impossible into my reality—and hand you the playbook.

I’ll show you how to become SELF Made—so you can live rich, unbothered, and on your own terms.


Cynthia Garcia

Just Imagine… 

You wake up to the scent of fresh coffee and crisp linen sheets, stretching as golden sunlight pours through your floor-to-ceiling windows. No alarm. No rushing. No stress. Just you, wrapped in a silk robe, moving at your own pace—because your time is yours now.

Breakfast isn’t a frantic grab-and-go. It’s slow, indulgent, and uninterrupted—whether it’s deep conversations with your kids, a morning matcha by the pool, or a quiet moment with yourSELF.

As you step into your car, your phone buzzes with another effortless payment notification. A reminder that your life now runs on autopilot—wealth flows, freedom expands, and luxury is just normal.

You have become SELF Made.  

And the best part?
It was so much easier than you ever imagined. 

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Say less, I want this life!